okay, i recently got tagged with this "five things you don't know about someone" meme. I'll play along but not pass along. Thanks though to Rahul for thinking of me.
1. I'm very competitive at Monopoly
2. My wife and I were both in the same class at Vassar but didn't know one another
3. I'm related to Woody Allen [correction: per comments, i am related to George Burns. The Woody Allen connection is detailed below]
4. I've got a parrot tattoo on my ankle
5. My middle name is Everett